Corner of the Club Simulator

(AFTER CLICKING RUN GAME, MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE GAME WINDOW ONE MORE TIME TO MAKE SURE INPUT IS ENABLED. GIVE IT SOME TIME TO LOAD)

Hello intrepid party goers! Welcome to Corner of the Club Simulator. As with my previous game outing,  Dunk on Trump, I have to state up front that I'm not a game developer, therefore this game is janky as hell. Despite the jank,  you should prepare to indulge yourself in dozens of seconds of posted up in the corner of a club type angst. Can you balance your social anxiety and intoxication and maintain at the function? I doubt you can't. Trust me, I made this and it's designed for failure. Have fun!

CONTROLS

• D - Drink
• F- Use Your Phone
• L - Retry
• Esc - Pause

Drinking will reduce anxiety while using your phone reduces intoxication,  
but being on your phone also heightens anxiety.

Music by Apollo V.